The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018)

Austin Rising: Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones")

Quotes 

• Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones") : [brings the shackled Cowboy before a judge sitting on a rocking chair on a porch, grabs his hat off his head and throws it on the ground]  No hats in the presence of Judge Hobby!

  Judge (segment "Near Algodones") : What'd this sumbitch do?

  Cowboy (segment "Near Algodones") : Sir, I...

  Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones") : [interrupts]  HOLD YOUR TONGUE!

  [turns to the judge, acting sociably] 

  Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones") : Sumbitch is a stock-rustler, Your Honor.

  Judge (segment "Near Algodones") : Alleged?

  Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones") : Yes, sir.

  Cowboy (segment "Near Algodones") : Sir, I never...

  Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones") : [interrupts again]  HOLD YOUR TONGUE!

  [turns back to the judge] 

  Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones") : He was caught driving rustled beeves.

  Judge (segment "Near Algodones") : Good enough. Hang him.