Elementary (TV Series)
How the Sausage Is Made (2016)
Jonny Lee Miller: Sherlock Holmes
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Quotes
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Sherlock Holmes : Any smoking guns from Miss Brighton's communiques with Big Meat?
Dr. Joan Watson : You really love saying that, don't you?
Sherlock Holmes : Yeah, more than I enjoy saying Midwest Cattle Ranchers.
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Dr. Joan Watson : You going out?
Sherlock Holmes : While you were perusing Miss Brighton's correspondence, I was nosing about Midwest Cattle's computers, and I hit a firewall I couldn't crack, so I asked Everyone for help. Their task du jour is that I deliver five minutes of observational comedy at open mic night at a place called Joke Hole. I'd invite you to come, but my plan is to stink.
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[Sherlock Holmes attends an addiction recovery meeting for the first time in over a month]
Moderator : If no one else wants to share, we'll wrap up for tonight. Okay, then.
[Sherlock raises his hand]
Moderator : Yes. It's nice to see you again. Please.
Sherlock Holmes : Thanks, uh, ahem. Hello, my name is Sherlock, and I'm an addict.
Group : Hello, Sherlock.
Sherlock Holmes : I'm also... I'm the cleverest person in the room. Now, I'm... I'm so much cleverer than my peers that I've come to believe I feel boredom more acutely than everybody else... which leads me to my recent quandary... arrogance. My-my own arrogance, you know, to be precise. And the possibility that that might be an Achilles heel to my recovery.
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Dr. Joan Watson : Okay, so... someone killed a man who Efraim Albright ate.
Sherlock Holmes : Or woman. The victim could have easily been female.
Dr. Joan Watson : Fine. The cannibal was equal opportunity.
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Detective Marcus Bell : I'll spend some time over in Missing Persons, but I'm pretty sure they won't be looking for anyone who matches the description of a hot dog.
Sherlock Holmes : Sausage.
Detective Marcus Bell : Oh, sausage. That'll clear things up.
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Sherlock Holmes : I've also had an informal peek at your banking records.
Brendan Farley : 'Informal peek'? What does that mean?
Sherlock Holmes : It means I have friends who are digitally nimble.
[Farley looks at Bell]
Sherlock Holmes : Don't look at him. He had nothing to do with it.