Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

The Night Shift (2016)

Zooey Deschanel: Jessica Day

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• Jake Peralta : [Jake stops a car, while in pursuit of a criminal]  Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. NYPD. NYPD, I need to commandeer this vehicle.

  Jess Day : It's a crossover!

  [Jake looks at her in question] 

  Jess Day : It's a crossover SUV, and you can't have it.

  Jake Peralta : I'm a cop, can you please get out of the car?

  Jess Day : No, this Schmidt's mom's car, and I'm more scared of her than I am of some two-bit thug.

  Jake Peralta : I'm not a thug, I'm police.

  Jess Day : Okay, then name one law.

  Jake Peralta : Don't kill people.

  Jess Day : That's on me, I set the bar too low.

  Jake Peralta : Look, can you please just get out?

  Jess Day : Okay, you can drive, but I'm not getting out.

  Jake Peralta : Right.

  Jess Day : Also, I have the seat warmer on, I don't just have a really hot butt.

• Jess Day : I can't believe this is happening. Thanks a lot, New York. You know what, if your city's so great, then how come it's not the state capital?

  Jake Peralta : What? Who cares about the state's capital? This is the concrete jungle where dreams are made of. That doesn't sound right - "where dreams are made of"?

  Jess Day : I don't know, you tell me. It's your dumb city.

  Jake Peralta : It's grammatically odd. Whatever, I'm sure wherever you're from has strange songs written about it, too.

  Jess Day : Los Angeles?

  Jake Peralta : Damn it, all the songs there are so good.

• Jake Peralta : Damn it! They got away!

  Jess Day : Well, I spilled my soup! You tell me which is worse.

  Jake Peralta : My thing! Very clearly my thing!