- Jess Day: Guys, we are in this together. We're just gonna have to find a house ourselves. I need a project now that my table's almost done. I'll be your real estate agent. I've already found like 5 open houses today. Like, this one is a fixer upper, but don't judge a house by its smoke damage.
- Cece Parekh: Okay, babe, but this was a crime scene.
- Jess Day: Yeah, but that was months ago, and it was a drug thing, so there are no ghosts.
- Schmidt: That's not how ghosts work.
- Jess Day: This is in your price range, and it's like 5 minutes from the loft. I really think this is the best investment for our money right now.