Patrick Duffy: Self

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : One nice thing about having boys is that when they get married, you don't have to pay for the funeral.

  Patrick Duffy : No... The funeral?

  Johnny Carson : The marriage! Marriage!... That is going to be punishable also.

• Johnny Carson : Your role in Dallas - I'll bet you - you would like one of the meaner parts. You're - you're - you're pretty nice in that, compared to the rest of the cast.

  Patrick Duffy : Yeah.

  Johnny Carson : You got drunkenness and, uh, more carryin' on in that family...

  Patrick Duffy : Right. I'm sort of the bionic Boy Scout.