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Quotes
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Van Helsing : I will hunt you for all eternity!
[crashes]
Van Helsing : I swear I will never rest until I destroy you!
[crashes again]
Van Helsing : And... !
[falls]
Van Helsing : Every!
[gets hit]
Van Helsing : Other!
[gets trapped]
Van Helsing : Monster!
[gets hit again]
Van Helsing : If it's the last thing!
[gets hit by a cartwheel of berries]
Van Helsing : I!
[gets punched in the face]
Van Helsing : Ever!
[gets hit by a rock]
Van Helsing : DO!
[falls off a cliff]
Dracula : Boy, that guy is annoying!
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Phone Voice : What can I help you with, Lord of Darkness?
Dracula : I'm looking for a date.
Phone Voice : The date is Friday, July 13th.
Dracula : No, no. I want to meet someone.
Phone Voice : Understood, you want to eat dim sum!
Dracula : Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! I'm... lonely.
Phone Voice : I understand.
[Dracula becomes enthusiastic]
Phone Voice : You want bologna!
Dracula : Ugh!
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Dracula : Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. Would you like to see my parts?
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Van Helsing : It is I, Dracula, your greatest rival!
Dracula : Hmm... oh, yes! You own that Holiday Inn down by the airport.
Van Helsing : What? No!
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[Blobby the blob is sea sick]
Dracula : Uh oh! Blobby's gonna puke!