- Sherlock Holmes: [to Alfredo] You've always suggested that I should sometimes be *selfish* with regards to my sobriety and yet, here you are, with yours at stake, and you choose to be selfless. Shame on you.
- [while canvassing a local neighborhood for a possible dig site, Detective Marcus Bell sees Sherlock Holmes approaching with two bicycles in hand]
- Detective Marcus Bell: What are you doing?
- Sherlock Holmes: These were chained to a lamppost down the street.
- Detective Marcus Bell: And you figured you'd steal them?
- Sherlock Holmes: I'm re-stealing them. I peruse the crime blotter when I'm bored, and these were stolen in Chelsea last month.
- Detective Marcus Bell: You're gonna walk around with them for the rest of the day?
- Sherlock Holmes: Oh, don't be ridiculous; this one's for you.