- [In a parody of "Dead Mother" clichés in animated films, Bambi's mother is on trial]
- Judge: What are you charged for?
- Bambi's Mother: Giving the birth of life.
- Judge: KILL HER!
- [Bambi's mother is shot dead. Walt Disney then slowly emerges from behind the judge]
- Walt Disney: [In an evil tone] Gooooooood!
- [in the movie, the mayor can't risk Frank being sick, so he uses manual override]
- Nostalgia Critic: Hmm, why does that sound familiar?
- [cut to inside the Critic's head]
- Osmosis Jones: BECAUSE SOMEONE VCR-ED MY BETA!
- Sadness: While looking through a circular screen of vision...
- Disgust: Doesn't mean we stole anything.
- Osmosis Jones: You know, you're right. In fact, I smell a spin-off with you and another original Disney classic. I call it...
- [he has the screen show a poster of a new fake Disney show featuring characters from both "Inside Out" and "The Lion King"]
- Osmosis Jones: "Kimba: The White Liar"!
- Anger: That never went to court! We're mostly in the clear on that one!
- [another image is shown on the screen, this one of two animated snowmen, one of them being Olaf]
- Osmosis Jones: Yeah. Let me know how that "Frozen" lawsuit works out.
- Fear: Oh yeah. We might be in trouble with that one.
- Joy: Alright, troop, he said he loved the movie!
- Fear: But he said it was like "Herman's Head"!
- Disgust: Oh, please, no one even remembers that!
- Sadness: I miss the other white wall.
- Anger: Besides, even if this idea's been done before, no pinhead's ever done it in the way that we've done it before.
- Osmosis Jones: [coming in] Oh yeah. Nobody's ever done it like this before.
- Joy: Uh, what emotion are you?
- Osmosis Jones: I'm Pissed Off, that's what I am!
- Anger: Hey, that's my job, buddy!
- Osmosis Jones: Yeah, a job you all stole from me: Osmosis Jones!
- Sadness: Oh great, another Wachowski fanboy.
- Osmosis Jones: Not *Jupiter* Jones, *Osmosis* Jones!
- Disgust: Wait, you're saying we ripped you off?
- Osmosis Jones: If the body-related pun fits.
- Nostalgia Critic: So, just to get things straight, with William Shatner in charge, Frank has turned into a fat, balding, unhealthy egotistical pain in the ass?
- [shows Shatner's photo]
- Nostalgia Critic: Man, you put this guy in anything and the jokes just write themselves!
- Nostalgia Critic: [a chimp wrestles with Frank and thrusts repeatedly] What can I even say to this right now? Bill Murray is choking/possibly dry-humping a monkey! I never thought I'd have to repeat this from my Planet of the Apes review, but...
- [an image of a monkey and a man is shown, with a crossed out heart in the middle]
- Nostalgia Critic: Don't do it. Why is that such a common theme around here?
- Nostalgia Critic: The movie takes place in... Oh, being a Farrelly Brothers movie, I'm just gonna assume this New England-ish side of the U.S.
- [in the movie, a bus is shown, with writing on that says "New England Memorial Zoo"]
- Nostalgia Critic: Yep! As we open with Bill Murray scratching his ass. Glad to see you're aiming high there, Farrellys.
- [in the movie, Ozzy and Drix are being yelled at by the mayor for letting Thrax get away]
- Waiter: [providing the Critic with a menu] Your Painful Buddy Cop Movie Tropes, sir.
- Nostalgia Critic: Why, thank you, garçon.
- [examines menu; everything he says happens in the movie:]
- Nostalgia Critic: Hm. I think I'll start with the, uh, "Cop Getting Fired" cliche... followed by the "Nobody Believes Him When He's Telling the Truth" cliche... And for dessert, how about the "Finding Out Something That Was Important It Turns Out Was All a Lie" cliche?
- Waiter: Funny or not funny?
- Nostalgia Critic: Not funny.
- Waiter: Any variations?
- Nostalgia Critic: No variations whatsoever.
- Waiter: Very good, sir.
- Nostalgia Critic: Thank you, garçon.
- [gives him back the menu]
- Waiter: "Garçon" means "boy".
- [he leaves as the Critic stares for a beat]
- Nostalgia Critic: Well, somebody saw the first five minutes of "Pulp Fiction"!
- Nostalgia Critic: Leah discovers Thrax's plan to kill Frank and...
- [the camera focuses on her thin backside]
- Nostalgia Critic: Okay, is her dress shrinking or just afraid of the floor? Because... that's her ass! No, that's her ass! There's no way those lines can be mistaken for anything else! I don't know who on the animation staff wants to fuck a blood cell, but even horny women from clubs are like...
- [shows a shot of a club woman while speaking as her:]
- Nostalgia Critic: "Girl, you're wearing a strip of purple scotch tape right now."
- Nostalgia Critic: In 2001, the Farrelly brothers, who you know for three good movies and several waiting apologies, were attached to an animated film about the inner workings of the human body, as well as some animation directors obviously as well. It was colorful, creative, and usually forgot to be funny. Like most Farrelly brothers films, it doesn't know if it wants to be a legitimately clever adult film or a giggle fest for two-year-olds because they acknowledge that farts exist.
- [a fart is heard]
- Nostalgia Critic: Look! Farts exist!