Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Osmosis Jones (2015)

Christopher Harrison: Osmosis Jones

Quotes 

• [in the movie, the mayor can't risk Frank being sick, so he uses manual override] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Hmm, why does that sound familiar?

  [cut to inside the Critic's head] 

  Osmosis Jones : BECAUSE SOMEONE VCR-ED MY BETA!

  Sadness : While looking through a circular screen of vision...

  Disgust : Doesn't mean we stole anything.

  Osmosis Jones : You know, you're right. In fact, I smell a spin-off with you and another original Disney classic. I call it...

  [he has the screen show a poster of a new fake Disney show featuring characters from both "Inside Out" and "The Lion King"] 

  Osmosis Jones : "Kimba: The White Liar"!

  Anger : That never went to court! We're mostly in the clear on that one!

  [another image is shown on the screen, this one of two animated snowmen, one of them being Olaf] 

  Osmosis Jones : Yeah. Let me know how that "Frozen" lawsuit works out.

  Fear : Oh yeah. We might be in trouble with that one.

• Joy : Alright, troop, he said he loved the movie!

  Fear : But he said it was like "Herman's Head"!

  Disgust : Oh, please, no one even remembers that!

  Sadness : I miss the other white wall.

  Anger : Besides, even if this idea's been done before, no pinhead's ever done it in the way that we've done it before.

  Osmosis Jones : [coming in]  Oh yeah. Nobody's ever done it like this before.

  Joy : Uh, what emotion are you?

  Osmosis Jones : I'm Pissed Off, that's what I am!

  Anger : Hey, that's my job, buddy!

  Osmosis Jones : Yeah, a job you all stole from me: Osmosis Jones!

  Sadness : Oh great, another Wachowski fanboy.

  Osmosis Jones : Not *Jupiter* Jones, *Osmosis* Jones!

  Disgust : Wait, you're saying we ripped you off?

  Osmosis Jones : If the body-related pun fits.