Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Osmosis Jones (2015)

Barney Walker: Waiter

Quotes 

• [in the movie, Ozzy and Drix are being yelled at by the mayor for letting Thrax get away] 

  Waiter : [providing the Critic with a menu]  Your Painful Buddy Cop Movie Tropes, sir.

  Nostalgia Critic : Why, thank you, garçon.

  [examines menu; everything he says happens in the movie:] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Hm. I think I'll start with the, uh, "Cop Getting Fired" cliche... followed by the "Nobody Believes Him When He's Telling the Truth" cliche... And for dessert, how about the "Finding Out Something That Was Important It Turns Out Was All a Lie" cliche?

  Waiter : Funny or not funny?

  Nostalgia Critic : Not funny.

  Waiter : Any variations?

  Nostalgia Critic : No variations whatsoever.

  Waiter : Very good, sir.

  Nostalgia Critic : Thank you, garçon.

  [gives him back the menu] 

  Waiter : "Garçon" means "boy".

  [he leaves as the Critic stares for a beat] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Well, somebody saw the first five minutes of "Pulp Fiction"!