The Red Shirt Diaries (2014– )
Ashley Victoria Robinson: Ensign Williams, Lieutenant Williams
Quotes
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Gertrude : Rah, rah, rah!
Ensign Williams : Oh, you're a monster. Yes you are! The best monster there ever was!
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Ensign Williams : Look! He gave me his Cubes!
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Ensign Williams : That's my First Space-Love!
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Ensign Williams : They broke the Prime Directive: Never piss off a woman.
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Ensign Williams : Do I look like a Warm and Fuzzy Person? Because I'm not!
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Spock : Why is Yeoman Rand unconscious on the floor?
Ensign Williams : That's classified!
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Ensign Williams : What's the point of having a bunch of signed playbills, if the autographs are written in the blood of the innocent?
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Ensign Williams : Hey, Brain People! You forgot your Orion Slave Girl!
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Ensign Williams : What does Omicron mean?
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Ensign Williams : My first successful Vulcan Nerve Pinch!
Yeoman Rand : Space Five!
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Captain Kirk : Are you sure you don't want to commit suicide?
Ensign Williams : Yes, leave me alone!
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Uhura : You know what Hitler always said?
Ensign Williams : Hate is more lasting than dislike!
[Silly Salute]
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Ensign Williams : Wait, am I the Evil Twin?
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Ensign Williams : We who are about to Die, Salute you!