- Sherlock Holmes: I was expecting to find my... housemate.
- Gay: No problem. I'm Gay.
- Sherlock Holmes: ...I'm not.
- Gay: It's my name.
- Sherlock Holmes: ...Yes, of course. I'm Sherlock.
- Gay: Hello.
- [pause]
- Gay: I also am. Gay. So, you know, it saves time.
- Sherlock Holmes: How efficient.
- Sherlock Holmes: I withdraw my earlier skepticism. The dinosaur in Doug Newberg's backyard did indeed escape my notice.
- Sherlock Holmes: The odds are reasonably good that none of this would've happened without you. Allow me to return the favor by releasing the evil humours from your skull.
- [briefly turns on drill]
- Dr. Joan Watson: I'm good.
- Dr. Joan Watson: Let's say this guy really did kill the Magpie. He has to know we're watching him, right? I mean, even if we use his social media to track down where he'll be today, you really think he's gonna throw away a tissue so we can get a DNA sample?
- Sherlock Holmes: Well, he wouldn't if he was a competent criminal, but a good investigator never rules out the possibility that one's quarry is a fool.