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10/10
An Evil SpellBook , a Coven of Witches , a Horde of Zombies , & a Murderous Sheriff .... Now that's a Winner !
timodo25 May 2021
A slightly convoluted tale of Horror Hijinks that is well worth a watch or two . It involves the search for & possession of a Witches SpellBook , with numerous Monstrous Encounters along the way .

It Stars the lovely young Kimberly Graf as the Bloody Sinister 'Mary Horror' / 'Ann Stephens' , the current possessor of the Book & the Head of the creepy coven . Joe Parascand is Spot-On as the 'Sheriff Thomas Walker' , the Killer Cop , who I do believe : turns in a higher body count than all the other Monsters combined !

The always incredible Genoveva Rossi portrays 'Sarah the Witch' with that special energy , that She always brings to Her Roles , while donning Her glorious hooded crimson cape ; & She's among the small contingent of Mary's Coven which also includes Cheryl Downey as 'Rose' & Deana Demko as 'Rebecca' !

That indefatigable Indie Icon Edward X Young plays the bare-chested & bellicose Crazy 'Uncle John John' , as only he can . Also making an appearance is the small in stature but hugely Talented John Link as the devious 'Marty Perkins' !

As a matter of fact , there's a treasure-trove of Talented Indie Actors & Actresses included Underground Hit , Including : That Hot , Beautiful , & Talented Duo of Heather Drew & Missy Heather Byron as 'Heather & Missy The Night Hunters' , writer , director , & actor Tom Ryan as 'Jerry Jones' , comely Camilla Hatslett aka Roxsy Tyler as a 'Bernardsville Townie' , remarkable FX man K. J. Hopkins as 'Dr. Zombie' , Shawn C. Phillips as 'George Swayze' , & scads More !

'Freddy' Himself , Robert Englund makes a Cameo appearance , as does Super-Star John Heard ! Heck , there's even a photo of Tromaville's Lloyd Kaufman ; & it's not on a Wanted Poster , as You might expect !

All & All , It's a Fine Horror/Comedy Near Classic Film ; & I'd love to see More of Writer/Director Ryan Scott Weber's Work , so someone Please contact him & Plead my Case !

Before I go , I want to give a Special Thanks to Beautiful Alicia Bednarski for providing the closest thing to Nudity as the stunning 'Bikini Betty' !
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8/10
Hugely enjoyable third entry in the Mary Horror series
Woodyanders23 May 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Mary Horror (essayed with deliciously wicked aplomb by the pretty Kim Graf) needs the blood of four witches in order to achieve immortality. However, Sheriff Tom Walker (robustly played with considerable growly gusto by Joe Parascand) wants Mary's spell book for himself. Writer/director Ryan Scott Weber goes all out full-tilt gonzo for the third and final film in the Mary Horror series: The zippy pace, roaring rock soundtrack, amusing sense of lowbrow humor (there are some especially barbed potshots taken at coarse New Jersey folks, plus a zombie gets killed by a fart!), and outrageous gore all go right for the throat with unbridled glee and vigor. Moreover, it's acted with zest by an enthusiastic cast, with particularly lively contributions from Weber as unlikely average slob hero Billy Lloyd, Edward X. Young as kooky occult expert Uncle John John, Jason Crow as nerdy newscaster Ronnie Pebbles, and John Link as local oddball Marty Perkins. John Heard and Robert Englund make cameo appearances as themselves while the ubiquitous Shawn C. Phillips has a funny bit as a horror geek with a massive DVD and Blu-ray collection. The combination of cackling witches and ferocious flesh-eating zombies amps the entertainment value to the deliriously wired ninth degree. Weber's sharp cinematography provides a pleasing polished look. Scott Vincent's shuddery score hits the spirited shivery spot. A fun fright flick.
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