David Gobble: Self

Quotes 

• Brad Jones : This movie will teach your kid how to get fat, stupid, and lazy.

  David Gobble : And Zeig Heil.

• David Gobble : These videos in these cars have better fucking production value.

• Brad Jones : Compared to 'Madea'?

  David Gobble : Alright, 'Madea' was racist. This was just bad. Like, 'Madea' deserves an Oscar in comparison. Although one of the main characters in this movie did Zeig Heil in the first five minutes.

  Brad Jones : I noticed that, too! I was wondering if anyone else noticed that!

  Jake Norvell : He sure did.

  David Gobble : Oh yeah. I think all three of us caught that!

  Brad Jones : Yeah!

  David Gobble : "It's fun to sing in the morning." Zeig Heil!

• Brad Jones : And Cary Elwes is playing a mixture of Diedrich Bader, Crispin Glover, a child molester...

  David Gobble : [laughing]  -and Nick Nolte!

  Brad Jones : And Gary Busey thrown in there.

  Jake Norvell : A splash of Gary.

  Brad Jones : Yeah, a splash of Gary Busey thrown in there. He is...

  Brad Jones : [puts on a giant, energetic smile] 

  Brad Jones : [imitating Cary Elwes as Bobby Wobbly]  You like bubbles?

• Brad Jones : There was that weird part with the llama!

  Jake Norvell : Oh, yeah.

  Brad Jones : You leaned over and said that... What was it that you said?

  Jake Norvell : Well, the, when they got to the, the Mexican part, um... they, every little place that they go to has an animal there for some reason. I don't know.

  David Gobble : Um, because the, um, yellow one speaks animal.

  Jake Norvell : Yeah, I don't believe that! Because in that scene...

  David Gobble : They each have little things.

  Jake Norvell : -she goes over to the llama, and starts saying, uh, "Llama, a-llama, llama, llama." And then the llama just cuts him, "I, I, I speak-a the, I speek-a the English."

  [laughing] 

  Jake Norvell : And I lean over to Brad, it's like, "Is that the equivalent of me going over to a Middle Eastern guy and going, 'Daka! Daka daka daka daka! Haka laka laka!'"

  [hysterical laughter] 

  Jake Norvell : You look like a complete fucking idiot! That's racist as shit! You assume because she's a llama, she doesn't know any fucking English?

  [hysterical laughter continues] 

  Jake Norvell : That's what this movie is teaching these kids!

• Brad Jones : Jamie Pressley wanted to fuck that fish.

  David Gobble : Oh yeah. She wanted to fuck that fish.

  Brad Jones : Klaus?