Tag (I) (2018)
Hannibal Buress: Kevin Sable
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Quotes
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Rebecca Crosby : What do you think they are talking about?
Sable : Off the record?
Rebecca Crosby : Sure, sure.
Sable : No idea.
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Susan Rollins : Listen, I know it's not just you guys. Jerry is worse than all of you - he's very competitive.
Sable : When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath underwater the longest. He almost died. I mean, he won, but at what cost?
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Jerry : Mr. Stubbles has something to say. What was that?
[pretends to listen to stuffed bear]
Jerry : He says his skin's very dry and needs to be moisturized.
[squirts lotion onto his hands]
Hoagie : Jerry, put down Mr. Snuggles, so help me God.
Rebecca Crosby : What's happening here?
Randy : I think he's about to masturbate in Hoagie's childhood bedroom.
Callahan : Oh no.
Sable : It's the ultimate act of dominance.
Jerry : I'm gonna stay here until you come. Unless I come first.
Randy : You sly dog.
[everyone bolts for the door]
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Callahan : [Trying to read the letter Jerry slipped under the door] Eat my... dick. Balls. Ass. Butt?
Sable : Ice cream.
Callahan , Rebecca Crosby : What?
Sable : Yeah, he's taunting me. He knows I'm lactose intolerant.