Peter Rabbit (TV Series)

The Tale of the Radish Robber/The Tale of Two Enemies (2013)

Colin DePaula: Peter Rabbit

Quotes 

• Peter Rabbit : [heavy-breathing]  Okay... I think... we're safe.

  [Mr. Tod appears from behind a tree, grabbing Benjamin] 

  Mr. Tod : I beg to differ. Tonight I shall feast on wild rabbit, with garlic potatoes and...

  Peter Rabbit : Carrots?

  [throws a carrot at Mr. Tod] 

  Mr. Tod : What a splendid...

  [the carrot ends up in his mouth] 

  Mr. Tod : [with the carrot stuck in his mouth]  ... idea.

  [falls down] 

• Tommy Brock : [putting worms in a bucket, singing]  I love worms, they're so squiggly! I love worms, they're so squiggly!

  [Peter, Benjamin and Lily are hidden behind a bole nearby] 

  Peter Rabbit : [to Lily, in a whisper]  He's not much a singer, is he?

  Tommy Brock : [singing]  In my tummy, they're so wriggly!

• Lily Bobtail : Very good.

  Benjamin Bouncer : Yes, that's... really clever, Peter.

  Peter Rabbit : You don't get the plan at all, do you?

  Benjamin Bouncer : No.

• [Tommy Brock is holding Peter as he stands in front of Mr.Tod's cooking pot] 

  Mr. Tod : Oh, I do so love a good barbecue.

  Peter Rabbit : Me too! Oh, I know a really good blackberry bush for dessert. If I can... just show you...

  Tommy Brock : Keep still!

  Mr. Tod : No more tricks today, Peter.

  [to Tommy Brock] 

  Mr. Tod : Now, how do you like your rabbit, Mr.Brock? Roasted? Fried?

  Tommy Brock : I'm more of a worms bloke myself.

  Mr. Tod : [appalled]  Worms? Oh, so uncivilized. Maybe you should leave the cooking to me.

• Mr. Tod : [about cooking Peter]  No, Mr.Brock! We shall not chuck a few worms in to spice it up!

  Tommy Brock : You haven't even tried one!

  Peter Rabbit : [waiting for Benjamin and Lily to rescue him, in a whisper]  Come on, you two, hurry...

  Mr. Tod : No! No worms!

  Tommy Brock : No worms, no deal!

  Peter Rabbit : Hey, hey, hey, hey. I've got an idea. Why don't we all go home, sleep on it, and then you can cook me tomorrow? Agreed?

  Mr. Tod : Agreed.

  Tommy Brock : Agreed.

  Mr. Tod , Tommy Brock : [realizing their mistake]  What?

  Tommy Brock : [to Peter]  Think I'm dumb, do you, rabbit?

  Peter Rabbit : Well...

• Peter Rabbit : You can open your eyes, now, Benjamin. We're on the ground.

  [a scared Benjamin opens his eyes] 

  Benjamin Bouncer : [faking self-confidence]  I knew that... I was just doing an extra-long blink.