Quotes
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Anthony DiNozzo : Brought back your plunger.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You've had it for 2 years. Why now, DiNozzo, in the middle of the night, you have a burning desire to return my plunger.
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Dr. Madison Fielding : Those are the newest saline implants. Do you want to feel one?
Anthony DiNozzo : Yes.
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Insurance Agent Harris : [as message on voicemail] Hey, Tony, it's Harris. Uh, I'm just calling to give you a head up.
Anthony DiNozzo : [to Ziva] My insurance agent.
Insurance Agent Harris : [message continued] Sorry, but it's not good news. You're gonna be getting a call from the company that wrote your auto policy. They, uh, heard about the accident your had last night, and they're putting you on the at-risk list.
Anthony DiNozzo : What?
Insurance Agent Harris : [message continued] I guess it's to be expected. I mean, it's the third car you've totaled. Sorry, pal.
Anthony DiNozzo : I didn't total anything, Harris! My Corvette was stolen and crashed! La Grenouille blew up my Mustang! Why am I telling this to a machine? It wasn't my fault!