Quotes from the director on other cinema:
"Rob Zombie made One good film, if im being nice."
"I don't like the original Suspiria, but the remake is a masterpiece"
With that kind of hipster gatekeeping, you'd expect a certain type of film from that director, and you'd be wrong. His aspirations rise to Troma, and stop there. This film is about Misfit golf caddies who want to have a good time, get knocked off by killer gophers, like Caddyshack meets Gremlins, ends up being more like Who's Your Caddy meets Hobgoblins.
Could be fun, if you spent some time getting to know them, seeing them try way too hard at their low paying jobs, I don't know, maybe I'm just being nice. Probably nothing could save it. Characters devoid of charisma, reciting dialogue that would have been cringey in 2001, with the energy and delivery of a Nickelodeon sitcom.
Everything is a misfire, which is a shame, because his last film "Girls Just Want To Have Blood" had some things going for it despite no budget, so the director did make one good film, if im being nice.
If you like Troma (some people, usually unwashed, ungroomed, living out of a van, defend their movies like trained bodyguards) then this movie will give you what you want. As for everyone else, here is another random drunken quote the director laid on me on a sad Tuesday night.
"I'm doing this a few more years, and if I'm not a success, I'm going to sell used cars or something"
*slaps the hood of Caddyhack* "this bad boy can fit so many 2 star ratings in it.
No love lost Tony, I wish you the best, I'm just telling it as it is. I'm in this film, had fun doing it, but I wouldn't recommend it if you put a gun to my head.