- Holly: Nice coat you got there.
- Nick Miller: Well, I just actually wear it 'cause it gives me confidence.
- Holly: That's kind of sad.
- Schmidt: You know what's really sad is that he stole the jacket.
- Nick Miller: It's not technically stealing.
- Schmidt: He's still reeling from being dumped. He's attached to it. Like a little bitch "bwanky."
- Nick Miller: It's not like a blanky, dude.
- Schmidt: It looks like a "bwanky."
- Nick Miller: It's not like my "bwanky."
- Schmidt: Nothing? I mean, nothing? Dammit! I've been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. It's like a taffy pull on a hot summer's day.