Elementary (TV Series)

A Giant Gun, Filled with Drugs (2013)

Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson

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Quotes 

• Sherlock Holmes : You seem even more dour than usual, Watson. I would posit it was a menstruation issue but I worked out your cycle. You're good for ten more days.

  Dr. Joan Watson : [sarcastically]  Couching it as a scientific observation totally negates the misogyny.

• Dr. Joan Watson : How are you not a total wreck right now? If my kid was taken and held for ransom, I don't know if I could keep it together. You seem quite... I don't know, Zen.

  Rhys Kinlan : I made a delivery once to Holmes at Scotland Yard. Crazy, right? Crazier still, he invites me to stay and watch him assist in the interrogation of this lunatic who'd been planting car bombs all over the city. The police knew there was another one out there, but they didn't know where it was. Holmes is in the room with the guy for, like, five minutes, figures out where the bomb is from a couple of stains on the guy's shoes. You ask why I'm not a total wreck? Because I believe in Sherlock Holmes.

• Dr. Joan Watson : This is seriously the plan? Rhys walks around on the off chance he recognizes someone before they recognize him?

  Sherlock Holmes : Well, he's wearing a hat.

• [in a nightclub] 

  Rhys Kinlan : Okay, over in the corner, the VIP area, see the big guy in there with a beard, right? His name's Reynaldo, he's one of the U.K. suppliers.

  Dr. Joan Watson : Is he the one you stole from?

  Rhys Kinlan : Well, technically, I stole from them all, but yeah, he'd be pretty upset with me.