Suicide for Beginners (2022)
Sid Haig: Barry
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Quotes
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Barry : How you bum your leg, boy child?
Timmy : I was part of a commando unit sent in to squash some insurgent activity on Sycamore Drive. I busted my leg on extraction.
Barry : Ha! Almost same thing happens to me outside of Hanoi, '72. Now, my leg parts, mostly rebar and duct tape.
[slaps his leg with a pistol resulting in a metallic clang]
Barry : It's the man in black pajamas who I'm shooting at. You?
Timmy : Fifth grade girls.
Barry : Ah, just as dangerous.
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Barry : What are you doing to them?
Garrett : Whatever I ike.
Barry : Oh-ho. Barry will kill you from the throat and then I will brunch on you and your testicles with mint jelly.
Garrett : What does that even mean?
Barry : I will tear your tendons from their parts.
Garrett : Just shut up. I could shoot you right now.
Barry : Oh, if you shoot me, then the neighbors will call the police and then the police will come and make much holes in your body.
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[Garrett points a gun at Barry's head]
Barry : I hope my sticky brains splatter all over you, and you cannot remove my brains from your hairs, and the flies make a home in your head, and that worms make a home in your corpse and eat you from the inside.