Cooties (2014)
Leigh Whannell: Doug
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Quotes
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Doug : Oh look, carnage!
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Doug : I learned all about the brain when I had a 6 inch spike lodged in my skull as a child. Which is the reason why you may have noticed that sometimes when I'm talking I use the wrong rowboat.
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Doug : [Kid explain the kids might have cooties] He might be right, If you'll follow me
[no one follows as he continues to explain to himself]
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Doug : Nugget out of here.
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Doug : [everyone is losing it and confused about what is going on] I blame rap music.
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Rebekkah : There's still so much I haven't done, like, like I've always wanted to fire an uzi . I don't know.
Tracy : I wanted a bunny. I always wanted a bunny growing up and... never got one.
Wade : You know what I want? I want to know why my brother in law makes ten times what I do. You know what he does for a living? He makes giant foam fingers for football games. Like you tell people you're a teacher and they look at you like oh you must have wanted to do something else and you couldn't get anything going its like fuck you man. I'm raising your kids. I love my job. And teachers deserve respect!
Doug : Yeah.
Wade : And I'm sorry that it took me till today to realize this but... I really actually like you guys.
Doug : I always wanted to have sex with a prostitute who was nonwhite.
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Doug : I'm going to extract the brain.
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Rebekkah : Once again, how do you know all this?
Doug : I learned all about the brain when I had a six inch spike lodged in my brain as a child. Which is why, you may have noticed, sometimes when I'm talking, I use the wrong rowboat.
Lucy : Word.
Doug : [arms crossed, fingers splayed, street style] Word!
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Doug : I always wanted to have sex with a prostitute who was non-white.
