The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa Goes Gaga (2012)

Lady Gaga: Lady Gaga

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Quotes 

• Moe Szyslak : Wait, wait, wait! Can you help me with my self-esteem?

  Lady Gaga : I'm not that good.

  Moe Szyslak : Right, gotcha.

• Lady Gaga : Where's the dress I wore for the Pope?

  Assistant : [Holds up a skimpy outfit made of leather straps and crosses]  I saw Jennifer Lopez wear it last week.

  Lady Gaga : Burn it! Burn it now!

• Lady Gaga : Listen up, Lisa. This pity party is being shut down by the smile police.

  Lisa Simpson : This isn't about me, this is all about you! "Hello! Hello, Springfield! Look at me and my purple hair!" Well, I denounce thee!

  Lady Gaga : Wha?

  Lisa Simpson : I denounce thee for giving people false expectations they can never fulfill! I denounce thee for making people think social acceptance and walking in heels is easy!

  Lady Gaga carrier : Can we kill the kid?

  Lisa Simpson : I denounce thee! I denounce thee! I denounce thee!

  Lady Gaga : Whoa! Easy there, little monster.

  Lisa Simpson : Don't monster me!

  Lady Gaga : Okay, Lisa.

  [Leaves crying] 

  Lisa Simpson : Are you crying glitter?

  Lady Gaga : Tiny diamonds. Hurts like hell.

• Lady Gaga : Now you only have one thing to do to become a little monster.

  Lisa Simpson : I'll do anything! But no singing.

  Lady Gaga : You gotta sing!