The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa Goes Gaga (2012)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Let's go see Lady Gaga. Maybe that will turn that frown upside-down.

  Lisa Simpson : It's not a frown, it's a straight line of resignation. It's the same upside-down as right-side-up.

• Lady Gaga : Listen up, Lisa. This pity party is being shut down by the smile police.

  Lisa Simpson : This isn't about me, this is all about you! "Hello! Hello, Springfield! Look at me and my purple hair!" Well, I denounce thee!

  Lady Gaga : Wha?

  Lisa Simpson : I denounce thee for giving people false expectations they can never fulfill! I denounce thee for making people think social acceptance and walking in heels is easy!

  Lady Gaga carrier : Can we kill the kid?

  Lisa Simpson : I denounce thee! I denounce thee! I denounce thee!

  Lady Gaga : Whoa! Easy there, little monster.

  Lisa Simpson : Don't monster me!

  Lady Gaga : Okay, Lisa.

  [Leaves crying] 

  Lisa Simpson : Are you crying glitter?

  Lady Gaga : Tiny diamonds. Hurts like hell.

• Lady Gaga : Now you only have one thing to do to become a little monster.

  Lisa Simpson : I'll do anything! But no singing.

  Lady Gaga : You gotta sing!

• Lisa Simpson : Let me explain, I have a chance for a grim and tolerable life but only if I give up hope. Now if you don't mind, and with all due worship, I would like to be alone

  Bart Simpson : Lady Gaga, meet your biggest threat, Baby GooGoo.

  [Maggie walks in, wearing a Gaga style dress and high heels] 

  Lisa Simpson : Can I please be alone?

  [Gaga and Bart leave, Maggie waits by the door to place a pacifier on Lisa's bed before following. Lisa spots the pacifier] 

  Lisa Simpson : Well, it worked once...

  [Lisa starts sucking on the pacifier to try and calm herself down]