30 Rock (TV Series)
Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 2 (2012)
Kristen Schaal: Hazel Wassername
Quotes
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Hazel Wassername : You're the head writer of TGS? But you're so beautiful.
Liz Lemon : Charlie what now?
Hazel Wassername : I love your brown hair. It's so bouncy, like the "after" picture in a lice ad.
Liz Lemon : Thank you. It's from intermittent washing.
Hazel Wassername : And you own this place?
Liz Lemon : Yeah.
Hazel Wassername : Holy Moly, there's stairs? And a dining room table? Is this your boyfriend?
Liz Lemon : Yeah. He made me dinner.
Hazel Wassername : Mashed potatoes in a Martini glass! Who are you, the president? Of France?
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Hazel Wassername : Excuse me? I have a package for Liz Lemon.
Liz Lemon : Sure, come in.
Hazel Wassername : You're the head writer at TGS? But you're so beautiful.
Liz Lemon : Charlie what now?
Hazel Wassername : I love your brown hair. It's so bouncy, like the "after" picture in a lice ad.
Liz Lemon : Thank you. It's from intermittent washing.
Hazel Wassername : And you own this place?
Liz Lemon : Yeah.
Hazel Wassername : Holy moly, there's stairs? And a dining room table? Is this your boyfriend?
Liz Lemon : Yeah. He made me dinner.
Hazel Wassername : Mashed potatoes in a martini glass. Who are you, the president? Of France?
Liz Lemon : I know, right?
Hazel Wassername : You are an inspiration, Liz Lemon.