- Adam Sackler: What do you want?
- Hannah Horvath: I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me. And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like a girl who wants to, like, go to brunch. And I really don't want to go to brunch, and I don't want you to sit on the couch while I shop or even meet my friends.
- Jessa Johansson: You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there everyday, even on the days you don't feel like it.