The Simpsons (TV Series)
Moonshine River (2012)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson
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Quotes
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Cletus Spuckler : Is you one of my kids?
Bart Simpson : No, sir.
Cletus Spuckler : Prove it!
Bart Simpson : A, B, C...
Cletus Spuckler : Alright, alright. You convinced me, Einstein.
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Bart Simpson : Hey, Lis. Your date just made the cover of Geek Monthly.
Milhouse Van Houten : I know that's a zing, but still... the cover!
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Bart Simpson : Come on, dad. You love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated; Old Penn Station and Shea Stadium.
Homer Simpson : Lousy outdated relics.
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Bart Simpson : Mary Spuckler, you're my last chance.
Milhouse Van Houten : She's pretty cute for Cletus's daughter.
Bart Simpson : Yeah, she got to drink milk as a kid instead of white paint.
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Bart Simpson : I need someone to dance with so I can zing my sister.
Edna Krabappel : All right, but you'll have to do your homework. Just kidding. I've given up on you long ago.
Bart Simpson : Just move your girdle, Yertil.
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Mary Spuckler : Tell me some news about Springfield.
Bart Simpson : Well, they let Sideshow Bob out again.
[Sideshow Bob sneaks up behind Bart, brandishing a knife; he is hit by a train]
Bart Simpson : Huh. I didn't know they still ran those trains.
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Homer Simpson : Hey, what are you looking at?
Bart Simpson : My ex-girlfriends.
Homer Simpson : Ah, boy, I feel for ya. Nobody likes to be rejected, and it never gets any easier until you can drink, 'cause then you can express your unfiltered feelings by drunk dialing. Observe...
[Homer picks up the phone]
Homer Simpson : Hey, it's me again. He's there, isn't he? Well, I hope this doesn't sound weird, but I'm inside your closet.