Jerrid Foiles: Herbert

Quotes 

• Herbert : Dear Cinema Snob; I'm writing to express my concern about telling your audience to call their girlfriends a "Hot-pussied little whore." I tried it out on my girlfriend, to which she promptly stuck a broom up my ass, and forced me to sweep the kitchen floor.

  Cinema Snob : Oh well there's your problem; you gotta pay them before you call them a "hot-pussied little whore"!

  Herbert : P.S. Giovanni Lombardo Rivice is awesome!

  Cinema Snob : That he is, my friend. After all, he was in Gangs of New York, and that was a Martin Scorsese film.