- Maude Malone: Are you my sister's boyfriend?
- Alex Henley: Umm... No.
- Maude Malone: Then why are you naked?
- Alex Henley: ...OK, I'll just say the next time somebody tries to give you this excuse you absolutely must not believe them, but I'm gay and it doesn't matter that I'm naked.
- Maude Malone: It matters to me.
- Alex Henley: And I'm sorry about that. In fact, I'm just gonna go.
- Maude Malone: You're quite buff.
- Alex Henley: ...Yup. Really going now. Cheers.