- Nick Miller: You know what Jess, I don't live in a world where I smile and people do what I want them to do.
- Nick Miller: That man wants to sleep with you.
- Jess: No, he doesn't.
- Nick Miller: Yes, he does.
- Jess: He was showing me how to...
- Nick Miller: Okay, anytime a man shows a woman how to do something from behind, it's just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck. Watch any sports movie.
- Jess: That is not a thing.
- Nick Miller: You mind picking up that mug?
- [Jess picks up the mug]
- Nick Miller: No no, you're doing it all wrong.
- [Nick stands behind Jess and picks up the mug with her]
- Nick Miller: Here, let me show you. No, no, no. I've been doing this for years. See, the way to pick up a mug is like THAT. You just got to relax into it.
- Jess: [Jess steps away] He wasn't doing that.
- Nick Miller: It's exactly what he was doing.
- Jess: Remy brought a bottle of... this.
- Remy: I ferment things in my basement. I also make cheese.
- Nick Miller: You're not drinking that, Jess.
- Jess: Yes, I am, Remy made it. Ahh..
- Remy: Think you can handle some, Nick?
- Nick Miller: Oh, I'm okay. Somebody needs to stay sober to fight you later.