New Girl (TV Series)

The Landlord (2012)

Jake Johnson: Nick Miller

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Quotes 

• Jess : You always see the worst in people.

  Nick Miller : Yeah, because people are the worst.

• Nick Miller : You know what Jess, I don't live in a world where I smile and people do what I want them to do.

• Nick Miller : I can't believe this is working. You out-crazied a man with a gun!

• Nick Miller : That man wants to sleep with you.

  Jess : No, he doesn't.

  Nick Miller : Yes, he does.

  Jess : He was showing me how to...

  Nick Miller : Okay, anytime a man shows a woman how to do something from behind, it's just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck. Watch any sports movie.

  Jess : That is not a thing.

  Nick Miller : You mind picking up that mug?

  [Jess picks up the mug] 

  Nick Miller : No no, you're doing it all wrong.

  [Nick stands behind Jess and picks up the mug with her] 

  Nick Miller : Here, let me show you. No, no, no. I've been doing this for years. See, the way to pick up a mug is like THAT. You just got to relax into it.

  Jess : [Jess steps away]  He wasn't doing that.

  Nick Miller : It's exactly what he was doing.

• Jess : Remy brought a bottle of... this.

  Remy : I ferment things in my basement. I also make cheese.

  Nick Miller : You're not drinking that, Jess.

  Jess : Yes, I am, Remy made it. Ahh..

  Remy : Think you can handle some, Nick?

  Nick Miller : Oh, I'm okay. Somebody needs to stay sober to fight you later.