Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Ron and Tammys (2011)
Chris Pratt: Andy Dwyer
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Quotes
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Andy Dwyer : Oh my God! There's a room full of just guns!
Leslie Knope : Why do you have so many guns?
Tammy Zero : This is America isn't it?
Leslie Knope : Yes.
Tammy Zero : Then I don't have to answer stupid questions while standing on my own property. Let's go.
April Ludgate : Ok well that's definitely Ron's mom.
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Leslie Knope : Basically, we're being attacked by Godzilla, and to beat Godzilla, we need Mothra. No offense.
Tammy Two : None taken. I'm very flattered. Who's this? Who's this tall drink of water?
Andy Dwyer : Andy.
Tammy Two : Hey, Andy. How's it hanging?
Leslie Knope : Listen, we need to break Ron from her spell! Can't you just move your butt around or wear a dress made out of meat?
Tammy Two : Well I could do all of these things, and have, but that bitch is crazy. When Ron left her and we got together, she threw acid on my foot.
April Ludgate : Ew!
Andy Dwyer : Can we take a peek at it?
Tammy Two : Listen, Tammy One was my Sunday School teacher, too. She can pinpoint your weaknesses and destroy you with just one word. And a jar of acid.