Machete Kills (2013)
Callie Hernandez: Space Babe
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Title Card : [mock movie trailer] In a land beyond space and time...
Trailer Voice Guy : A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero.
[Trejo removes his space helmet]
Trailer Voice Guy : They call him... MACHETE.
[echoing]
Trailer Voice Guy : Machete Machete.
Trailer Voice Guy : He knows the score.
Space Babe : We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete.
Trailer Voice Guy : He gets the space babes.
[deep kiss]
Luz : The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit.
Machete : He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall.
Trailer Voice Guy : And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez...
Luz : Eat photons, bitches!
Trailer Voice Guy : ...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as
[provoctive music]
Trailer Voice Guy : whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask.
[in a lower voice]
Trailer Voice Guy : Actor subject to change.
[louder]
Trailer Voice Guy : Machete Kills Again... in Space.
[lower voice again]
Trailer Voice Guy : Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.