Robot & Frank (2012)

Frank Langella: Frank

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• Robot : Frank, that cereal is for children. Enjoy this grapefruit.

  Frank : *You're* for children, stupid.

• Robot : Hello, Frank. It is a pleasure to meet you.

  Frank : How do you know?

• Frank : Every security system is designed by security companies, not thiefs. It's not the question of if a thief can break in, it's how long. They place all the heavy systems where their customers can see them. They're selling the feel of security.

• Frank : The human brain, a lovely piece of hardware.

• Frank : I would rather die eating cheeseburgers than live off of steamed cauliflower.

• Frank : I knew you had an off switch.

• Frank : Can't you just erase the bad parts?

  Robot : My memory is a holographic array. If I lost half of it I'd still have every memory, just in half the resolution.

• Robot : After you wipe my memory things can go back to normal and you can continue planning your next job.

  Frank : What did you say?

  Robot : Remember Frank, your next job. You deal in diamonds and jewels, the most value by the ounce. It's not too late, Frank. Don't give up. Lifting that high-end stuff, no one gets hurt. Except those insurance company crooks.

• Jennifer : [Addressing robots]  Are you two enjoying the party?

  "Mr. Darcy," robotic 'Assistant Librarian' : [Synthesized speech]  I'm functioning normally.

  Robot : As am I.

  Frank : [Addressing robots]  Why don't you... mingle, together?

  "Mr. Darcy," robotic 'Assistant Librarian' : [Synthesized speech]  I have no functions or tasks that require a verbal interaction with the VGC 60 L.

  Jennifer : Mr. Darcy, that is so rude.

• Frank : Why are you wearing a space helmet?

  Robot : Frank, we need to leave.

• Frank : [to Robot]  It's perfection! We know there is something worth stealing. we know when to go in, how to get in and how to get out. It would be a crime *not* to do it.

• Frank : You're starting to grow on me.

  Robot : Thank you, Frank. It's time for your enema.

• Frank : I hate hikes. God damned bugs! You've seen one tree - you've seen all.

• Frank : [to Jennifer]  How do you know this whole thing isn't just one big scam?

• Frank : Fuck this shit.

• [first lines] 

  [a phone rings, and a recorded female voice announces: "Call from Madison Weld. Call from Madison Weld"] 

  Frank : [Sleepy]  Hello?

  Madison : Hey, dad!

  Frank : What? Wha...?

  Madison : [On a wall video phone, with noisy transmission]  Daddy, it's me, Madison. Hi!

  Frank : Oh, yeah! Yeah... Hey. How are you doing?

  Madison : I'm wonderful. Turkmenistan is so beautiful. I am sorry I haven't called. How are you?

  Frank : Oh! You know... fine. I'm OK.

  Madison : Has Hunter been coming around?

  Frank : Hunter?

  Madison : [Image flickers]  Dad?

  [Image is gonne] 

  Madison : [Video phone screen message and recorded female voice announce: "Connection lost"] 

  Frank : Madison...