- NCIS Special Agent E.J. Barrett: You don't trust anybody, do you, Gibbs?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, I do. I just make 'em earn it.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Doc, can you give us a minute?
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: [Rising] All right. I'll go get my sixth cup of coffee for the evening.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Lightweight.
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: [Quietly to Gibbs as she passes him] Ruin all my hard work and I'll kill you.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Copy that.
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: I know there's probably something you're not mentioning. Try again, Tony. I know you can.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You don't know anything about me.
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: Oh, actually I know quite a lot, from Kate - to Jeanne Benoit - to the complexity of your relationship with Agent David. Don't think I've forgotten about that kid in Baltimore.
- Leon Vance: I hope you're not questioning Sec Nav's authority. Jarvis can do what he wants. It's his Navy.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: It's his Navy. It's *my* team!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You got pizza, Boss?... Something wrong?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs holds up a bloodied badge] It's not yours.
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: You shot another NCIS agent?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I, uh, I need your help... I don't know. I can't remember any of it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sorry, Boss. I... was following orders.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Not following *my* orders.
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: That's not fair, Gibbs!
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: It's the truth.
- Secretary of the Navy Clayton Jarvis: Well, no disrespect to Director Vance, or Agent Gibbs, but we have a situation and it's *our* job to deal with it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, I'm - sure the rest of the team could be helpful, sir.
- Secretary of the Navy Clayton Jarvis: I didn't ask the rest of the team, DiNozzo. I asked *you*.
- Secretary of the Navy Clayton Jarvis: Director Vance told me to expect some pushback from you, but you're being borderline disrespectful.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Is that a compliment?
- Secretary of the Navy Clayton Jarvis: Want to hear my second rule?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sure.
- Secretary of the Navy Clayton Jarvis: Don't screw with me. I *own* you. Know it. Accept it. Comes with the detail.
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: Admit it. You like hot girls who carry guns.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Who doesn't like hot girls who carry guns?