- Jacob: Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.
- Dan: Sex.
- Jacob: Now first, you have to look at the inkblot.
- Dan: It won't change. It'll still be sex.
- Jacob: Look, I am *trying* to help you.
- Dan: Okay. Alright. I'll try to be good.
- Jacob: Thank you.
- [shows inkblot]
- Jacob: Well?
- [Dan takes it from his hand]
- Dan: Which part of the picture would you like me to X-ray?
- Jacob: Would you think that makes a difference?
- Dan: Observing the protection of my personality onto the picture is the point of the test. Is it not?
- Jacob: Yes, that's correct. Obviously, you've been doing some reading about the subject.
- Dan: Well then, are you interested in the anal part of my personality which deals with one portion of the inkblot? Perhaps I should focus on the terrifying savage forms on the lower half. That tells us if I'm alienated.
- Jacob: Just tell me what the *whole* picture says to you, would you please?
- Dan: It's a porcupine.
- Jacob: Oh! At last, some cooperation. And what is the porcupine doing?
- Dan: It's playing with its vagina.