The Double (2013)
Jesse Eisenberg: Simon, James
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Quotes
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Simon : I don't know how to be myself. It's like I'm permanently outside myself. Like, like you could push your hands straight through me if you wanted to. And I can see the type of man I want to be versus the type of man I actually am and I know that I'm doing it but I'm incapable of what needs to be done. I'm like Pinocchio, a wooden boy. Not a real boy. And it kills me.
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Simon : I have all these things that I want to say to her, like... Like how I can tell she's a lonely person, even if other people can't. Cause I know what it feels like to be lost and lonely and invisible.
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James : You can't be doing anything gay. No ice-cream cones.
Simon : I like ice cream.
James : Of course. It's delicious. Ice cream is fine in a cup, but in a cone is gay unless you're with a woman at the time.
Simon : Anything else?
James : No riding on a motorcycle with another man. Exceptions are drive-by shootings, bomb throwings and purse snatchings. Anything else is gay.
Simon : You seem to know a lot about this.
James : Defense wins championships.
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Workers' Services Executive : You don't exist anymore.
Simon : Excuse me?
Workers' Services Executive : You're no longer in the system.
Simon : Well, just put me back in the system.
Workers' Services Executive : I can't put you back in the system.
Simon : Why?
Workers' Services Executive : Because you don't exist. I can't put someone who doesn't exist in the system.
Simon : But I used to be in the system.
Workers' Services Executive : Not according to the system. In fact, according to the system, you've never existed.
Simon : How reliable is the system?
Workers' Services Executive : Hey, it's completely reliable.
Simon : Yes, but I used to exist. I do exist! I'm standing in the this room, aren't I?
Workers' Services Executive : And?
Simon : So how do I get back in the system?
Workers' Services Executive : You need a card.
Simon : Right. So can I please get a new card?
Workers' Services Executive : No.
Simon : Why?
Workers' Services Executive : Because you're not in the system.
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Simon : It's terrible to be alone too much.
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The Colonel : There aren't too many like you. Are there, Simon?
Simon : I'd like to think I'm pretty unique.
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Simon : I don't want to be a boy held up by string.
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James : I would tear the asshole off an elephant for a piece of trim I wanted that bad.
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Simon : A person can get really sick by just floating by.