NCIS (TV Series)
Enemies Foreign (2010)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Still won't stop you hacky types from stealing my numbers from the Matrix.
[Swipes his wallet over a device]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Look at it, it doesn't work.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's right. You should still be afraid of my kind.
Ziva David : And apparently 22 year old girls.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I refuse to be afraid of 22 year old girls. No matter what kind of magical pick pocketing device they're sporting. You know who the real victim is: artistry.
Ziva David : If someone wants something out of your pants, they should have to use their hands.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : So, what brings you to D.C.?
Mossad Officer Malachi Ben-Gidon : The cherry blossoms.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's in the spring, actually.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm afraid all we have to offer in November are elections and pardoned turkeys. I really like those boots, Liat. I'm not speaking too fast for you, am I?
Mossad Officer Liat Tuvia : I understand. You're very, uh... tongue-in-ear.
Ziva David : She means tongue-in-cheek.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Don't put words in the girl's mouth.
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[discussing the potential assassins]
Mossad Officer Malachi Ben-Gidon : Abasi is trained in NATO weaponry and has a degree in advanced engineering.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't care how many degrees he has. If he's serious about assassinating Eli, he's going to need something more than a pistol.
Ziva David : Tony, it is not about the size of the gun...
Mossad Officer Liat Tuvia : It is about the will of the shooter.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Circling Liat] Liat. Liat. It's like music.
Mossad Officer Liat Tuvia : [Seductive eye contact] In Hebrew it means, "You are the one for me... Tony."
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : My name roughly translates to two parts of a leg.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [as Ziva is using a device] You realize a 22 year old girl had this mastered.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : People mature much faster these days, McGee.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Present company excluded.
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[first lines]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [appears in front of Hillary, gun drawn] On the ground!
Hillary Lange : AH! Oh my God!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [appears behind her, gun drawn] NCIS!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Don't move! Don't move!
Hillary Lange : [hurriedly kneeling on the ground and raising her hands] Don't shoot! It's just some clothes and, like, DVDs! I'll return them!
[Tony handcuffs her]
Hillary Lange : What's NCIS?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [exchanging looks with McGee] I can't believe some people have never heard of us.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You're under arrest for espionage and terrorism.
Hillary Lange : ...Wait, *what*?
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [approaching Malachi and Liat] What are you doing here?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, hey, boss. Uh, we were just having a pretty good time lying to each other, and... I think was about to boil off, actually.
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Ziva David : We cannot really be sure that because this girl crossed paths with him yesterday, we will cross paths with him today.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Also can't be sure that Gibbs will be swilling coffee when we get back to the office, or you'll fumble a simple American expression, or that McGee will sleep alone tonight, but people do tend to follow patterns.