The Boondocks (TV Series)

Smokin with Cigarettes (2010)

Cedric Yarbrough: Tom Dubois

Quotes 

• Newscaster : Lamilton Taeshawn is back on the news. Two weeks ago, he achieved nationwide fame for stealing a car at the tender age of eight. And now, he's assaulted his grandmother at a local Walli-Mart. According to witnesses, Lamilton asked his grandmother to buy him fried chicken, but she refused. He got angry. Here he is assaulting his grandmother, again, and again, and yet again. Then he stops, walks to the counter to order the chicken, then goes back to beat on his grandmother some more. Lamilton, did you hit your grandmother?

  Lamilton Taeshawn : Yeah, I beat her ass.

  Newscaster : But why?

  Lamilton Taeshawn : 'Cuz I asked for some fried chicken and she said no. What she expect?

  Newscaster : Lamilton's grandmother wants the public to give Lamilton another chance.

  Lamilton's Grandmother : You have to understand, he really likes that fried chicken.

• Newscaster : Lamilton Taeshawn is not a typical eight year old. While most kids in his neighborhood were at home playing video games, he was leaving a path of destruction behind the wheel of an SUV he stole from his grandmother.

  Lamilton's Grandmother : And I came into the kitchen and I saw my keys were gone. And I thought, aw

  [bleep] 

  Lamilton's Grandmother : .

• Riley Freeman : I can't believe granddad would let me do no interviews. Lamilton blowing up over this! I bet he get his own tv show! Ooh, I bet he do!

  Newscaster : Lamilton, where are you going?

  Lamilton Taeshawn : I went to drove up and pick up my friend. And he smokes with cigarettes.

  Newscaster : Once he picked up his friend, another unidentified eight year old, the two went on a nearly-fatal rampage through the Woodcrest area. Lamilton, what about the people you could have hurt?

  Lamilton Taeshawn : I don't care nothing about those people. I wanna do hood-rat stuff with my friends.

  Lamilton's Grandmother : See, you have to understand. All children his age love stealing cars and going on high-speed chases.

  Newscaster : Now, Lamilton, why exactly did you steal your grandmother's car?

  Lamilton Taeshawn : 'Cuz it's fun. It's fun to do bad things.