- Larry David: Your cheek just touched mine on that hug!
- Stu: Yeah, I hugged you.
- Larry David: I know, but still, cheek to cheek contact from men... that's unacceptable.
- Larry David: [after receiving a text with a smiley face] I told her about the smiley faces. I can't stand it. And everybody uses them! What are they going to be in newspapers soon? The New York Times headline - Unemployment Drops, Smiley Face.