- Jack Donaghy: Well, certainly you can't be surprised that there's a lot of negative stuff about you out there. Don't you ever Google yourself?
- Tracy Jordan: Sure, I Google myself all the time. Like when Angie's not in the mood, or I'm alone in a hotel.
- Jack Donaghy: ...Uh, Tracy, you do know that Googling yourself means looking yourself up on the Internet.
- Tracy Jordan: I did not know that. That explains why Liz Lemon was so cool the other day.
- Tracy Jordan: [Cutaway] Liz Lemon, you mind if I Google myself in your office?
- Liz Lemon: Sure, Tracy.
- Tracy Jordan: Can I use your computer?
- Liz Lemon: How else are you gonna do it?
- Jack Donaghy: Drive, Intelligence, Humility, Chaos. Or the acronym DIHC I'm looking for DIHC, Avery, and I'm gonna take it wherever I can find it.
- Avery Jessup: Oh-oh. Crazy hormonal mood swing.
- [Screaming]
- Avery Jessup: Why does everything smell like onions?
- Kenneth Parcell: Can I have a copy to show Mr. Jordan? It would be like watching his own funeral, just like Tom Sawyer. That's a boy from my town. We accidentally buried him alive.
- Dick Lemon: Got a busy week?
- Liz Lemon: Not really. I was gonna take this class called "Cooking for One," but the teacher killed himself.
- Jack Donaghy: Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to survive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?