The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed (2010)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum

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Quotes 

• Ned Flanders : Homer, our Bible study group is going to the Holy Land. I would like to invite you and your family to come as my guests.

  Homer Simpson : Let's see: go to a war zone with a busload of religious lame-os, in a country with no pork and a desert with no casinos. Where do I sign up?

  Marge Simpson : Homer, I can hear your sarcasm from inside the house, and the dishwasher is on. What's going on?

  Lisa Simpson : Mr. Flanders is inviting us to Israel. I think he's trying to get dad into Heaven.

  Bart Simpson : Great, more Hell for me.

• Bart Simpson : [Reading prayers from the Wailing Wall]  Sad. Sad. Sad. Not gonna happen. Sad. Sad. Maybe if you're Brad Pitt.

  Homer Simpson : What are you doing, boy?

  Bart Simpson : Reading prayers and ignoring them, just like God.

• Bart Simpson : I want the window seat.

  Lisa Simpson : Krav maga!

  Bart Simpson : You can't kill what's already dead.

  [Lisa kicks him in groin] 

  Bart Simpson : I was wrong!

• Dr. Hibbert : Marge, I'm afraid your husband has what is known as Jerusalem Syndrome.

  Lisa Simpson : Ah, yes. Jerusalem Syndrome. A delusion or psychosis of a religious nature while visiting Jerusalem.

  Bart Simpson : Have you ever noticed that dad always gets the diseases they write about in the in-flight magazine?

• Bart Simpson : Stop going for my groin!

  Doreet : No groin, no krav maga.