Zoolander 2 (2016)
Ben Stiller: Derek
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Quotes
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Derek Zoolander : I'm going to retire, withdraw from public life, and become a hermit crab.
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Valentina : Please accept my apologies.
Derek Zoolander : None taken.
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Billy Zane : Think about it, man. This could be a sign!
Derek Zoolander : What if it's a stop sign, Billy?
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Hansel : [from trailer] OLD?
Derek Zoolander : [pronouncing the sign incorrectly] LAMÉ?
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Derek Zoolander : Does being fat mean you're a terrible person? I'm really asking you, Hansel.
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Derek Zoolander : I've missed not knowing things with you.
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Derek Zoolander : I hope you're not apopleptic because they're going to take a lot of pictures.
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Derek Jr. : You're the most narcissistic person I've ever met.
Derek Zoolander : But that's not how I see myself.
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Billy Zane : Got your Netflix!
Derek Zoolander : [Opening envelopes] Jack Ryan! and Jack Reacher! Tonight's going to be a total jack off!
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Half Cow Half Zoolander : Moooo!
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Derek Zoolander : I'm sorry, I can't understand a word that you're saying.
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Derek Zoolander : [Driving with his son, taking lots of Selfies with a Selfie Stick. The car drifts lanes and he swerves it back, sending it flying through the air until it comes crashing to a standstill] Hashtag Oops!
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Derek Zoolander : We're back!