The Thick of It (TV Series)

Episode #3.6 (2009)

Justin Edwards: Ben Swain

Quotes 

• Ben Swain : Look at this: a takeaway and a fight. All I need now is a handjob in a bus shelter, and I've had the Great British Night Out.

  [everybody groans] 

• Ben Swain : You know, politics is like a game of chess, Glenn... so far as you're shit as both of them.