The Thick of It (TV Series)

Episode #3.4 (2009)

Will Smith: Phil Smith

Quotes 

• Emma Messinger : I wonder if we'd get to sneak up on Ollie and catch him not working.

  Phil Smith : Better still, I'd like to see him getting bollocked by Malcolm.

  [Scottish accent] 

  Phil Smith : I'm going to rip out your bladder and wear it as a bandana.

• Phil Smith : Stewart's very keen on using our visit to DoSAC as a scouting exercise.

  Peter Mannion : Well, I'm very keen on using Stewart's mouth as an ashtray, doesn't mean I'd do it.