Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 4 - The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood (2009 Video Game)
Alexandra Boyd: Elaine Marley
Quotes
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Guybrush Threepwood : [dying after being stabbed by LeChuck] Elaine? Do me a favor.
Elaine Marley : Anything.
LeChuck - Human : [absorbing energy from La Esponja Grande] ARRR! That be the stuff!
Guybrush Threepwood : Kick his two-faced butt for me.
Elaine Marley : From Mêlée to Monkey and all the islands in between, my love...
LeChuck - Demon : Aren't you dead yet? I've got wedding plans to make!
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Guybrush Threepwood : LeChuck, my new best pal! How'd you get out of jail?
LeChuck - Human : Oh, the guard was more than happy to release me once I convinced him that it was the only way to win Elaine's hand in unholy matrimony.
Guybrush Threepwood : Wait, unholy what?
LeChuck - Human : Unholy this!
[stabs Guybrush]
Elaine Marley : Guybrush!
Guybrush Threepwood : [collapsing] Elaine?
Elaine Marley : GUYBRUSH!
LeChuck - Human : LECHUCK!
[laughs]
LeChuck - Human : This name-shouting is jolly good fun!
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[last lines]
LeChuck - Demon : Out of respect for the newly-deceased, I feel I should point out that you wave your sword like a dairy farmer.
Elaine Marley : How appropriate... YOU fight like a Pox-infected undead cow!
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Guybrush Threepwood : Could you give the court some idea of what a fine, upstanding pirate your husband is?
Elaine Marley : Well, let's see. When I first met him, he was breaking into my mansion to steal a statue. Later, after shanghaiing a crew to take him to Monkey Island, he totally failed to rescue me from the evil clutches of the Ghost Pirate LeChuck, so I had to dress up a couple of monkeys in a bridal gown!
Guybrush Threepwood : This may have been a bad line of questioning...
Elaine Marley : [later] ... then he left me hanging over a pit while he went looking for the Treasure of Big Whoop. I didn't hear from him for three years after that!
[later]
Elaine Marley : ... turned me into a bleedin' statue!
[later]
Elaine Marley : ... left the seat up! Oh, and that's not even mentioning all the times I've found myself tied up, manacled, or otherwise incarcerated because of his blithering IDIOCY!
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[Guybrush and Elaine are captured by De Singe]
Elaine Marley : I can't believe I ever married a dullard like you!
Guybrush Threepwood : Y'know, once I cure you of the Pox that's making you say all these mean things, you're gonna owe me a *lot* of smoochies.
Elaine Marley : I wouldn't smooch you with *his* lips, cabin boy!
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Elaine Marley : I knew it all along! With or without all that voodoo, you're still nothing but an evil sack of scumm!
LeChuck - Human : Correction, my sweet: I'm an evil sack of scumm who's about to plunder the grandest treasure in all creation. But I be willin' to share my booty, if ye catch me drift...
Elaine Marley : What?
LeChuck - Human : Oh, come now, my love. You can't deny what we've shared these past few weeks. The chummy camaraderie, the kind words, the stolen glances. I know you've developed feelings for me. Join me as my demon bride and together we'll lay a bloody siege to the very heart of voodoo itself!
Elaine Marley : [seething] Go to hell, LeChuck.
LeChuck - Human : Well... you can't say I didn't try.
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Guybrush Threepwood : [Elaine and Morgan are fighting] Elaine, sugarcakes, let's stop fighting and work this out over a nice cold lite grog.
Elaine Marley : It's her head or yours, bilge-boy!
Guybrush Threepwood : Or you two can just figure out this little misunderstanding on your own! I'll be over here appreciating my head's ability to stay attached to my neck.
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Guybrush Threepwood : Can't you two just work it out over a nice grog-a-tini?
Morgan LeFlay : *The* Guybrush Threepwood is buying me a drink?
Elaine Marley : Over your dead body, trollop!
Morgan LeFlay : Who you calling "trollop", schooner-mom?
Guybrush Threepwood : Oh boy.
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Elaine Marley : [Under the influence of the Pox] Arrrr! Avast, ye blubberin' belugas! I'm sacking yer port! Bring me all ye spoils, swags, booty and boodle!
Guybrush Threepwood : [Strictly] Elaaaaaaaine... less plunder, more bunny, please.
Elaine Marley : And YOU! Me bonnie lass! Step into me captain's quarters and let me ravish you silly!
[Grabs him]
Guybrush Threepwood : Whoa boy!
Elaine Marley : Arr, to finally hold you in me arms again, it makes me want to...
[sniffs]
Elaine Marley : What's this? The scent of betrayal? Who is this tawdry wench?
[throws him on the floor]
Guybrush Threepwood : Um, nobddy! No one!
Elaine Marley : She'll die by me rusty blade!
[Runs outside]
Guybrush Threepwood : There goes my witness...
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Morgan LeFlay : Now I know who wears the daddy pants in the relationship.
Elaine Marley : You stay away from my boy's pants or I'll hang ya from my Jolly Roger, ja Jezebel!