NCIS (TV Series)
Outlaws and In-Laws (2009)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
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Quotes
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[Ziva appears to be asleep at her desk]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You do realize this is a trap? She's practically inviting us to mess with her.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, what kind of man would I be if I turned down such an enticing invitation?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You wouldn't be a sucker.
[DiNozzo picks up a marker and starts moving towards Ziva's face...]
Ziva David : Touch me and die!
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Abby Sciuto : This is the crime scene. It was flown here on a C-130 cargo plane. Along with 2 bodies and all the evidence. And now it is mine. It is *all* mine! So I can figure out the mystery.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What mystery? Who the dead guys were?
Ziva David : Or who killed them?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Or how they ended up on the boat.
Abby Sciuto : Sure, uh, you guys should work on that. While I figure out how he got it out of the basement.
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Ziva David : What do you know about the American Dream?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, let's see: I'm a white male, between the ages of 18 and 49, with a loud mouth and a gun... I *am* the American Dream.
[McGee's phone rings]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Oh, thank God.
[answers]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Agent McGee.
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[Abby is carving Gibbs's boat into sections]
Abby Sciuto : He told me to do it, I had to do it. But I'm trying to do it like an archaeologist. I'm keeping very careful notes of where everything came from, and I'm sure I can put it back together again when I'm done.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You're using a chainsaw!
Abby Sciuto : Well, it's not like there was a zipper, McGee! I mean, I was hoping for a zipper, or some sort of system of dowels and slots...
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[McGee is waiting at the airport, holding up a card with Shada's name on it]
Shada Shakarji : [without looking at him] I am Shada Shakarji.
[She walks right past him, dropping her suitcase at his feet]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Welcome to Washington!
[grabs the suitcase]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Car's right out front...