Quotes
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Will Schuester : [Puck, Finn, and Mercedes finish "Good Vibrations"] Great job, guys, but that's not funk. I mean, the group is called Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, but that is a rap song.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : A kick-butt old school rap song.
Artie Abrams : Does it really matter, Mr. Schue? I mean, we're so clinically depressed, we're doing the wrong songs. We're in a deeper funk than ever.
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Artie Abrams : It's a Carmel High tradition. They psych out the competition a few weeks before the big show. They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they've got, and we spiral into a deep, black funk.
Finn Hudson : Yeah. Yeah, we used to do the same thing to other football teams. You know, try and get inside their head before the big game, pull little pranks to intimidate them.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Yeah, well, the difference was our football team sucked. Those guys are golden.
Kurt Hummel : Come on, keep your heads up, guys. It's going to take more than that to...
[stunned to see the choir room TPed]
Kurt Hummel : ...get us into a funk.
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[first lines]
Mercedes Jones : Is it just me, or does it feel like we have a real shot at regionals next month?
Artie Abrams : The Ohio Show Choir chat rooms have all been buzzing that about how Vocal Adrenaline has lost a step.
Kurt Hummel : I agree. The judges know all of their tricks and now that we have Jesse, they've lost their best performer.
Rachel Berry : [approaching, in a panic] You guys have to come to the auditorium. It's an emergency.
