NCIS (TV Series)
Good Cop, Bad Cop (2009)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
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Quotes
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Officer Ziva David : How's my agent application coming?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I am working my magic. Trust me, Ziva, when I'm through, you will be...
[McGee gets an error message]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ooh, code blue?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Someone's been blackballed.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : They gave you the red flag.
Officer Ziva David : [confused] What is blue, black, and red?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Zebra in a blender.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's black, white and red all over.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Newspaper.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Penguin with a sunburn.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nun falling down stairs.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What about the Damocles?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Lost at sea about a hundred miles off the coast of Tanzania, which was a couple hundred miles off its chartered course.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They got lost at sea before they got lost at sea. So we got Ziva on a ship that went down somewhere it wasn't supposed to be, and a body bag filled goo from a dead Marine who wasn't supposed to be there.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : And nothing is what it's supposed to be. Gibbs tosses us, the investigation disappears.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's like "Alien", the Ridley Scott classic. The creepy one.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : As opposed to the non-creepy ones?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, Cameron's was more actiony than creepy, and Fincher's was more sleepy. Jeunet's was sort of a French-fried... I don't know what to call it.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Talk faster. Eliminate the dead air between your words. My mind can absorb things very quickly.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [talks very fast]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Take a breath, have a keyboard.