NCIS (TV Series)
Code of Conduct (2009)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Get to work...
[hands Ziva her appproved request to become an agent]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Probie.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No costume this year, Abs?
Abby Sciuto : Oh. After last years Jonas Brothers debacle, Vance banned costumes. McGee in skinny jeans? Didn't work.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What would make a Marine unit fall apart?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Lack of discipline.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yep. Or too much.
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NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : [DiNozzo's in the Men's room] Tony. McGee has been here for 6 years. I have been here for 4. I know you're enjoying this, but *we are* agents! So could you *please* stop calling us...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs exits the Men's room] Problem, probie? You've been an agent all of one week. Your Mossad Liason days are over.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Good memories: ring-n-runs, dine-n-ditch.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Lock-and-load. Got a dead marine.
[Tosses keys to Ziva]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : *Agent* David, you're driving.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Gibbs gives everyone a cup] You brought us coffee?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nope.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : It's apple cider.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yep. Happy Halloween... Break's over. Run it.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Once is a tragedy. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. We're talking about a black ops widow.
NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : Tony, the first two husbands died in the line of duty. Giving you no reason to suspect she had anything to do with the third one's death.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, I've got...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [enters] Evidence.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not to speak of, boss.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Then stop speaking.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well now you get to convince a jury of your peers. That would be a jury of tall leggy blonde bombshells. Stand up. You're under arrest for the murder of Lance Corporal James Korby.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, you're not.
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Abby Sciuto : Okay, it's the results from the substance you and Ducky found in the dead Marine's lungs... odd. Traces of chicken stock, coffee beans, cocoa...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Lunch.
Abby Sciuto : Yeah, but I didn't find traces of any of this food in his stomach.
Jimmy Palmer : The nitrogen gas must have carried the particles into the lungs.
[Gibbs and Abby both look at him]
Jimmy Palmer : There could have been food residue on the inside of the container the killer used to administer the liquid nitrogen.
Abby Sciuto : Like a lunchbox?
Jimmy Palmer : I'm thinking like a thermos. A perfect size, insulated...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's discreet.
Abby Sciuto : Palmer, you're a genius. The killer must have used Korby's coffee thermos to poison him. Now I can tell the hazmat team what to look for.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : That's great work, Abs.
[kisses her cheek]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Both of you.
[head-slaps Palmer]